deja entendu

I'm Rachel. 22 from Michigan. In the Navy. Currently stationed in California.
Instagram: rachelysealdridge

spookymarius:

listening to covers is all well and good until u realise the singer changed the pronouns to pull a musical no homo

(via heart)

Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

(Source: bruhheem, via heart)

hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

(via forever-and-alwayss)

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

(via jennyanne01)

cknd:

Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.

(Source: CKND, via heart)

laugh-addict:

whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” 

i just

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(Source: averagefairy, via carleenewman)